Mr. President...I apologize!!!

As a disclaimer yet again these are my feelings toward things and this time I'm going "politcal" so I know for a fact a lot of people will not agree with me but I'm gonna say this to get it off my chest cuz I'm super annoyed with a couple of things that went down this past week while the president stopped for a visit in good ole Buffalo.

First and foremost the DAMN billboard that the "unemployed" group felt the need to spend our tax money to put up. YOU ARE ON UNEMPLOYMENT....WE ARE PAYING FOR YOU TO BE ON UNEMPLOYMENT!!! I do not appreciate you spending our money to put up a billboard that the president would barely notice. If he did notice do you REALLY think it hurt his feelings?? Do you think that he doesn't realize the country is in the toilet? During campaigning he said "I will not be able to fix these problems in a year, I might not even be able to do it in a term, but I will do my best to help our country" Now I ask you...if you are SOOO in debt there is nothing that can get you out of it-things have to get worse before they get better: aka: file for bankruptcy. This is basically where our country is...is this Obamas fault??? I seriously doubt it...can we go back to Bush for a second? When he waged a war toward someone that didn't even cause the heartbreak of our country...Millions and millions of dollars spent on finding Weapons of Mass Destrucion that didn't even exist. Have we even found the person RESPONSIBLE for Sept. 11th. No. But no millions and billions of dollars spent years ago doesn't effect the future does it?? Now honestly do you think it is the PRESIDENT in charge of our country???? I'm sorry he is doing his best to make it BACK to being in the presidents power, but for many years now it's been in the hands of the oil companies and the banks and the billion dollar executives of our country...not the president.

You want the president to end the war, now think logical. If a bunch of people came storming into your home telling you how to live, killing your people cuz you fought back for your home. Dont tell me you wouldnt be annoyed that someone was telling you the way you're living is WRONG and that you live by their rules or dont live. That's basically what Bush did...now do I support the troops absolutely, do I think that telling a country that the way they live isn't right and they need to be westernized is right. Absolutely not. Does my opinon count-not in the slightest. However now everyone wants Obama to just pull out...hello???? Even I'm smart enough to realize that's just trouble waiting to happen!!! So the people that invaded your home just tell you "Ooops soo sorry we f'ed up, we'll leave now" After killing your family, and trying to change your whole life, they leave and you'll be happy and forgive? Doubted. What about the family memebers that supported them being there? Now because they supported the invasion...now that the invaders have left do you think the family will just hug and forget? No!! So we pull out, now odds are not only will the country decide to get back at each other, but they will also decide to get back at us. Which will equal MORE money spent for protection and/or possible war in the near future. Sorry this just seems like an obvious problem to pulling out too soon before our troops can take care of what is needed to avoid this.

He's been in term for a year...and yes he some of the things that he said would be done in his first term still aren't there. But think of yourself, I'm sure that a year ago you promised yourself that you'd lose 20lbs, start a new lifestyle, get somehting done on your house, fix things in your family...and odds are some of those things you haven't achieved yet. Is the president not human??? Does he possess some great power to fix everything? Yes we are looking to him to save our country, not for nohting but us just UNITING to vote in a african american president is an amazing feat, and if anything this is showing that as a country our economy might not be great but our hearts and our heads are headed in the right direction!!

Last but not least...the older woman that said "you're a hottie with a smokin' little body"...I've read "she's a cougar", She's just looking to make a name. SERIOUSLY????? She spoke what she felt, IT'S FUNNY!!!!!! Good for her for not being so awe struck to not say what was on her mind!!! HONESTLY I was just happy to see that our "buffalonian" that was getting all the attention had all her teeth and actually spoke with some intelligence. Sure what she said wasn't profound, but it certainly was better than "Mr. President- I need a "fricken" job" Seriously WAY to make our city look smart. No wonder you don't have a job, if that's the way you use your vocabulary I wouldn't hire you. Now your picture is associated with that billboard do you think any company worth a damn will hire you after that? What happens if they have to let you go? Are you gonna use your first unemployment check on a billboard that says "You "layed" me off...that 'aint fair". At the very least I'm sure you can find a job with Wendy's, Walmart, McDonalds etc. Work part time...as long as you don't make over a certian amount you can still have an unemployment check and a check from a part time job. But half of the people unemployed are too good to work at places like that.

enough said, I know you wont all agree and I know I forgot things but I feel better.

seriously...buy some damn soap

Okay so heres the deal. We no longer need to bathe or wash our linens, undergarments and dishes...in muddy water. First there was a great invention of soap, this does wonders. At the very least it masks the smell that your body or your lazy butt hasn't taken the time to wash on a daily basis. Secondly soap is great for getting rid of germs. Oh you havent heard of those. Let me explain those are these filthy little vermin that attatch themselves to everything and carry around with them disease, colds, viruses...etc. Even things like e-coli in which if you were not aware comes from your butt!! Next clean water...this doesnt involve the boiling and sifting out of the water from the creek but instead the town does it all on its own!! Sure we pay for it, but it's well worth it when you can have sparkling teeth instead of swollen gums and teeth falling out....oh yes I forgot somehow you missed health and hygeine in high school. Well here is a quick course.

First and foremost the thing sticking out of your bathroom wall that water comes out of is called a shower....SH-OW-ER! Now what you do is you strip down naked hell if you want to wear your clothes in it will do a double service for you since you havent heard of a washing machine. Anyway...get in the shower, with a washcloth (they are a square peice of terrycloth that work very well to lather soap on) or a loufa (kinda like a big ball of net...also to lather soap) put soap on your choice of washing device and here is the kicker....lather and scrub your body. Please do not forget the most important parts under your arms and between your legs. Now rinse...if neccesary (which in your case it is) repeat. Next shampoo your hair and condition if needed. If further explaination is needed please google "Shampoo and Conditioner". When you step out of the shower you now take a large rectangular piece of terrycloth (also known as a towel) and dry off. Now before you get too carried away and feel the need to get dressed just so you dont forget, please take that bristly thing on your sink that has the handle on it and put toothpaste on it and scrub your teeth. This will help immensely with your bad breath and the fur that you feel on your teeth....even better we will really appreciate the extra effort. Next i sincerely hope that you do wash your clothes, especially since I really dont think you know what deoderant is, there fore your stench from the previous day would still be on them. To find out what deoderant is...please google.

Okay so now....god forbid, you have decided to procreate. Lord help us-I am unsure as to why perfectly wonderful...clean...people are unabel to have children and then YOU are able to concieve. Not lord help us....Lord help that child. This is where washing your dishes comes in huge. Do you really want your child to be exposed to more germs than what our world already exposes on a daily basis. Let me break it down even more. When there is GRIME around the screw top of a childs bottle, when there is formula left from the day before stuck in the nipple because you are unaware to turn the nipple inside out to wash...and rinsing does NOT count as washing. Lastly drop ins for playtex are not reusable to the point that they smell like musty old water and mildew. Reuse....1 day. This means if you are giving them formula in one bottle, you can use it again for the day, but the following day when you pull out a new bottle...you pull out a new drop in. New meaning...not rised...it mean out of the box of "drop-in's" that you purchased at the store. It's not like these are expensiver for a box of 100, you pay $10. Hell when you buy a new bottle there is a dollar coupon off the drop ins...so you now pay $9. Last but not least a nipple is not meant to be used from the day the child was born until they stop using bottles. There is a little infor also when you buy the bottle that if the nipple gets bigger than the presized piece shown than you should throw away and buy new to avoid choking.

To finish off...at the very least when you wipe your child, make sure that the poop is all off the butt cuz incase you dont know...dried on poop is harder to get off than fresh poop. I do hope that you take the time to do this to yourself...if not please do not shake my hand. If it is a boy pull the skin back from the head of his penis to avoid infection and absesses or at the very least skin irritation. Tell me as a woman would you appreciate if your vagina stuck together? I think not. I would think that if you knew how to get pregnant you know what a normal penis should look like unless of course you just let him do all the work. But further more apparently this is a cleaning thing that some hospitals dont take the time to explain how important it is!!!